UK Classified Ads

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old, hateful little bastard.  Bites! 

 FREE PUPPIES
: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. 

 FREE PUPPIES: Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. 
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 COWS, … [Read more…]

Important Things for a Legacy

T -68 hours until surgery. And a DNR. The only wisdom I’ve gleaned from four decades on this planet that is valuable is: 1. Above all be kind 2. Don’t judge others (glass houses and all that stuff) 3. It doesn’t matter the color of your skin, your political party, sexual preference or your religious … [Read more…]

Barbette Restaurant & Amusements

Everyone I know raves about Barbette. As a Francophile living in Minneapolis for now, I have wanted to try their food. Char, a 23 year old who has been friends with Simon since about seventh grade highly recommended it and the service staff. I trust Char. We go out to eat more since I was … [Read more…]